10 definitions by Mr. McGooey

Fap Trap

A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.

Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.

by Mr. McGooey February 8, 2022

Pussession

An intense female orgasm where she arches her back as if something was possessing them, usually pleasure.

Girl: Oh my god that was amazing, I think I had a pussession

by Mr. McGooey February 8, 2022

Screaming Banshee

An orgasm so pleasurable that you scream out to the heavens which commonly ends with a mind watering moan.

Boy 1: I heard your girl gave you a Screaming Banshee.
Girl 1: Yeah, I couldn't walk till next morning.
Boy1: Good for you, hopefully I could get one someday.

by Mr. McGooey February 8, 2022

Thickit

An erection so girthy and large that it tears through clothing.

Girl: You know your pantsare ripped around the groin right?\
Boy: I'm sorry, I've got a thickit. You wouldn't understand.

by Mr. McGooey February 8, 2022

D.T.P

1. A version of Rock Paper Scissors where Rock is Dick, Tits is Paper, and Pussy is Scissors. Played like regular Rock Paper Scissors.

2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to play some D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.

by Mr. McGooey February 8, 2022

Urban Dick

A game where you and another person, multiple people if you prefer, look for sexual words found on Urban Dictionary and you guess the what word's real description means by using the name alone. The words aren't required to be sexual, but that's usually how it's played. Another optional way of playing is if you are playing with more than 2 players, then the two players guessing a word will have an extra challenge. Whoever's guess is farther away from the real description has to edge until a full rotation of people guessing goes around the players. The edging time limit can be adjusted per amount of players. if you ejaculate you are out of the game.

Girl: Hey boys, you want some Urban Dick tonight?
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part

by Mr. McGooey February 8, 2022

Gootuber

1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon

2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content

3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.

Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."

Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."

by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022