Granola Stop

When one is cockblocked by a vegan.

I was gonna try to score with that frat girl but that guy with the dreads and a hemp necklace granola stopped me.

by BigDamClay April 24, 2022

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 5, 2015

granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020

Fresh Granola

When osmething is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye.

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 10, 2019