"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
by pussy_ass_bitch January 6, 2021
by Earless black guy November 14, 2017
A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.
Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,
using the same status but with a latent update.
Example:
Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook
Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace
Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,
using the same status but with a latent update.
Example:
Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook
Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace
Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.
by screamin---srb February 4, 2010
The state of only being partially enrolled in college or advanced classes while engaged in a High School curriculum.
"I signed up for AP and Honors, but I am going to focus on those because they are important." "Oh, so you did Dual-Enrollmentish"
by BettyEpstein April 9, 2013
When you buy/make two burritos and either A) Double fist them during a meal, or B) eat one and save the other for later.
by TheAngryGungan November 13, 2020
Five in the front and a load in the rear! When you're fisting a ladies vagina anD ejaculate into her asshole.
by jeffingtonrerrson November 20, 2016
yo man last night was crazy i was alone in my room drinkin when both of my sisters friends came in and went to work on me with some dual action bobbing
by newarks very own June 10, 2011