Scrambly

To complete an action so quickly it becomes inaccurate.

If he hadn’t have done his homework so fast the teacher wouldn’t have accused him of completing it scrambly

by JezzaPezza December 26, 2020

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

Sausage Scramble

The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars

by newtonsApple March 6, 2012

Scramble

When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.

My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?

by Dugan Champaign April 17, 2020

Scrambling sket

When 5 or more men fit their Kongo rock into a tight pussy and the woman falls into a deep sleep . When they wake up they are surrounded by 5 Mandingos who slap her silly , she falls on the floor and can’t move .

Hey bro what happened to that girl we fucked ?
She was a scrambling sket after we were done with her

by FreddieMFC June 24, 2019

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 26, 2018