Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

Stuck on caveman time by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

Cavemaned

Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.

Cavemaned by A guy with a very big cock April 19, 2010

Careman 

A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"
Boy: "Lets call Careman!"
*Careman enters the scene*
Careman: "What's up?"
Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"
Careman: "Like I Care!?"
*Careman leaves*

Careman by Mortification7a March 1, 2009

cavemanscaping 

Manscaping with fire.

Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.

cavemanscaping by Francis Macelroy Lefluer August 14, 2014

Cunty Cavemen 

Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.

Example 1:

Wow that girl is a Cunty Cavemen in bed

Example 2:

Ewww that girl is such a Cunty Cavemen

Cunty Cavemen by bayyisgross2 April 13, 2014

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

cavemanning 

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.

cavemanning by king_muscat April 16, 2010