sluty shorts

Shorts that show a hella lotta ass.

John: dammmn rebecca's lookin good with them sluty shorts on
Kyle: yeah man, shes thick as

by SlutySarah March 11, 2017

Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by June 4, 2021

shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021

short caught

When a girl sits on the ground in the shorts so you can see her thighs and buttcheeks. If they sit the other way you their vagina

"Shit man, did you see Jenny!! I totally short caught her!!

by The romancer March 11, 2014

YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023