by Interfectorem lucem October 20, 2018
The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.
It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.
by demon71 August 11, 2010
The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.
I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.
by Truthgenie November 25, 2021
by Smithysaintz March 18, 2018
Jason was looking for a great way to sandbag his budget so he came up with the Boom-Splat sales theory.
by boom-splat rookie December 19, 2011
by Luke January 7, 2005