Those annoying drivers that we seem to get behind every morning on our way to work that are going 5 mph slower then the speed limit.
Tourists that are site seeing and causing traffic backups because they are going 5 under the speed limit.
Sorry I'm late boss. I got behind two 5 unders on my way in this morning.
phenomenon resulting from lack of status updates on Facebook.
I checked my Facebook this morning and saw post holes. Greg must be on vacation again. He has not posted anything for a couple of days.
The evidence of massive load after flushing.
After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.
The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.
It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.