by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 02, 2017

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
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The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
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