Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 25, 2022

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.

WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.

Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

to python

To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.

"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."

by cuspidor April 8, 2022

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

python warrior

Panda In training, warrior, boss-ass-bitch, beast, winner, etc.

Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!

Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!

by 69panda69 March 24, 2015