Bacon

The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

by Jimgaffigan January 25, 2010

Bacon

An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.

"don't worry man, I'm bacon.

by Badgerglue March 11, 2009

Bacon

Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.

Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.

by Slayer0 April 01, 2010

Bacon

A food Americans eat to gain a third chin

"Hey want some bacon."

"No you, bloody American"

by British_Tea50 June 09, 2018

Bacon

(UK) prison slang for pedo

Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him

by Nan yeeter May 06, 2019

Bacon

The art of being exactly 98.7 kg at the age of 53 and 142 says. Pretty much a at pig

Eh eh look at that bacon on the other side of the street how does he walk

by Ensusksssjx December 06, 2018

Bacon

Some tasty food thats made from pig pussy

Person 1: My mom made me bacon for lunch
person 2: u such a ho

by A bootylicousspicepepper February 27, 2020