muffler vibrator

When you fart while some is eating your ass, you make their lips vibrate on your butthole.

Katie was talking too much so I gave her a muffler vibrator.

by Nikki N Curtis September 19, 2020

cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

tomboy muffler

What you call a penis of a woman who received a sex change

Did you hear about Erickah's 2 inch tomboy muffler? He just got it put on with the operation.

by SkinnyGlueStick May 14, 2017

muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange

You ever been to muffler masters? So weird

by Griz1692 April 6, 2023

Muffler Huffler

When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!

Man I was been a Muffler Huffler when I saw that '69 Carmero.

by SaliviaMcGee November 4, 2010