Baguette

romanian guy who wastes money on small streamers...
states that "nike pros make him hard"

P1: "GUYS BAGUETTE DONATED ME $1.04
P2: "WOW THATS SO COOL"
P1: "HE'S ASKING FOR NIKE PRO PICS 0-0
P2: "SEND IT TO HIM

by SubSync May 24, 2022

Baguette

Means yes in French

Guy: Do you like pancakes?
Girl: baguette

by Harrypotterfreak101 July 7, 2017

Baguette

A word that is repeated by non French people to pretend that they know how to speak French

English: Spanish class was so easy so I learned how to speak French
French: Baguette was so Baguette so I Baguette to Baguette

by HoozJoh? April 25, 2021

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “Aye Bro what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “AYO I was laying in several baguette pounders on this French chick. ‘Oui! Oui,’ she exclaimed.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother May 2, 2018

Tig baguette

It rhymes with Tigrounette lol

Hon Hon what is that
Hon Hon it's Tig baguette

by AzyzPlaysRatgame February 22, 2017