Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.

by Only1realme May 10, 2018

Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 20, 2022

Tallent Surprise

A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff

I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition

by Blakkk October 30, 2020

texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.

I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!

by Plausible Deniability September 28, 2014

Berlin surprise

The act of organising a birthday party for someone on a WhatsApp group that they are on. To both maintain an air of semi-secrecy and still respect the birthday haver’s wish of no surprise party, messages are typed and sent ‘quietly’.

Griff: ok guys, next Wednesday it is
Meg: Thilo is on the group though so we all have to type quietly

Gabe: ah, a good ole’ Berlin surprise

by Ashley Coates March 2, 2023