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by SomeDumbAccount March 18, 2020
A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2017
Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 16, 2021
by Zjawx April 9, 2023
by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020
Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂
Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )
by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020
An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
by Misstrixsy March 15, 2012