Bar-B-Que Pit Stinger

While in the act of anal sex male inserts one fully cooked large Jalapeño Sausage into woman's vigina. Then when 3/4 of sausage is in, male must squeeze so that spicy jalapeño sausage juice can trickle in vigina. Therefore causing stinging sensation in woman's vigina and forcing her to be unable to sit for 30-45 min.

I was fucking this girl in her ass when i notice that there was some leftovers from the bar-b-que we had from earlier. So i reached over and grabbed a uneaten jalapeno sausage, knowing this girl is a freak, i jammed the sausage into her vertical smile. I gave the sausage a squeeze to give it a throbbing feel for her when the sausage exploded inside of her causing the juice to flow deep inside her vigina. She jumped up in pain and screamed " What are you doing, fucking me with a demon dick". And after that she was unable to sit down cuz her pussy was burning. Thus the invention of the Bar-B-Que Pit Stinger

by RoBbIE1 January 25, 2011

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Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!

Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!

by Shb99 March 16, 2023

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