laid up in the cut

a slang term used to communicate between 2 or more people that one has been fornicating with a female

mike: dude where you been?

john: o just laid up in the cut.

mike: was it very bloody?

john naw it was dressed.

by jackie knoff October 26, 2006

Creme bru-laid

When a woman hasn't had sex for a while and her vagina has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.

"She hadn't been shafted in so long I ended up getting Creme bru-laid last night"

by StepfordKnife April 10, 2014

fried, dyed, and laid to the side

refers to over permed, over colored, overstyled hair. This style usually found on those over the age of 30

damn, her hair looks fried, dyed, and laid to the side. she needs to start over...whew!

by Analogue August 2, 2005

Have fun, get laid

Have fun, get laid.
- Alternative way of saying goodbye.

- See ya tomorrow!
- Ok! Have fun, get laid! ;)

by M8io-G and PhatMark August 30, 2010

Laid back dude

A laid back dude is a really cool dude that doesn’t seek attention very humble.

a laid back dude is a chill asf dude .

by Zach green June 1, 2021

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

Laid back kind of guy

A term used to describe unoriginal North American guys on internet dating web sites.

These guys are probably very nice people, but they don't bring much to the table, as the most interesting way they describe themselves is:

"I'm a laid back kind of guy who likes music, movies, and hanging out with friends."

A laid back kind of guy usually knows the fundamentals of acoustic guitar, loves Dave Matthews Band, and went backpacking in Europe to have sex.

He's cute, but he looks like a laid back kind of guy. He'll probably play Wonderwall on his acoustic to impress me.

by windowseat July 30, 2006