circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat

My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

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Circumcised Sex

Sex with a person who is circumcised.

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025

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Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off

Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.

by Brodyrick January 18, 2021

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Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

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Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

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circumcision

Cutting off the top of the male genital for religious, rare medical, or puritanical(anti-masturbation) reasons.

Paul: Masturbating is great!
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.

by fjolfberg June 14, 2024

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