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The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019
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Circumcised Sex

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025
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circumcision

Cutting off the top of the male genital for religious, rare medical, or puritanical(anti-masturbation) reasons.
Paul: Masturbating is great!
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.
by fjolfberg June 14, 2024
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Circumcised candy cane

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.
by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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Circumcision

Circumcision
What is circumcision
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021
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