nantucket circumcision

When your scrotum is cut to look like a Nantucket lighthouse with working light.

When the Stratman's found out they were having a boy, they opted for the Nantucket circumcision.

by KohnJerry September 20, 2016

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The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

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Circumcise

When the skin of a usually baby boys dick is removed often for religious reasons but sometimes to prevent infection

Mary and Andrew are getting their son circumcise it’s a controversial thing

by Andrew2736 June 24, 2023

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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

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Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

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circumcision

Cutting off the top of the male genital for religious, rare medical, or puritanical(anti-masturbation) reasons.

Paul: Masturbating is great!
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.

by fjolfberg June 14, 2024

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