Birmingham, officially the gun crime capital of the universe and resembles a large sewer. Birmingham is officially the third city of the United Kingdom and only a Birmingham sewer rat would say otherwise.
Hi! I am from Birmingham, therefore I live in a sewer, oh how I hate the third city of the UK, my own sewer.
by Professor R Right July 28, 2008
Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
by Professor R Right July 28, 2008
Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
by Professor R Right July 28, 2008
Simon: Deary me old bean. Empty shelves again in Tesco. I loathe this UK supply chain crisis. How could it happen when we took the power back keeping all the foreigners and immigrants out.
Peter: Well my old plumb duck, it's a case of Brexit. You see the EU workers were the drivers we were trying to keep out, taking our jobs. But their jobs were actually ones we couldn't replace in the UK supply chain crisis. They were paid not even a pigs ear and treated like a sty. So when we're down 100,000 HGV drivers and Boris says we'll have it sorted it, we have just 2,000 army truck drivers driving by and then we'll see the pigs, or in this case gammon fly.
Peter: Well my old plumb duck, it's a case of Brexit. You see the EU workers were the drivers we were trying to keep out, taking our jobs. But their jobs were actually ones we couldn't replace in the UK supply chain crisis. They were paid not even a pigs ear and treated like a sty. So when we're down 100,000 HGV drivers and Boris says we'll have it sorted it, we have just 2,000 army truck drivers driving by and then we'll see the pigs, or in this case gammon fly.
by dirtdawg August 26, 2021
An absolutely disturbing programme found on MTV late at night so as not to scare little children! As an Englishman, I feel a great burden has been placed on my shoulders, having to live with this disgusting display of English folk (again) trying to copy Americans! Don't get me wrong, I do actually like Pimp My Ride(USA). But Westwood? Please MTV, get rid of this cack!
(TV): "yo, this is Westwood, i'm a middle aged man trying to break onto tv, but the trouble is, I talk the talk, but when it comes down to it, i'm an ageing white man trying to be black! I really should be at home with a cup of milky tea, watching Coronation Street!"
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!
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adj. street posh Otherwise known as STOOSH ,Like bling .A person is stoosh when they drive a souped up car, i.e. not a rolls royce (thats just posh) Stoosh is taken but Street Posh is a correct UK usage of the word.
by stevedanger October 13, 2006