A heavy goods vehicle is a term used almost exclusively in Europe and Britain to describe trucks or lorries that carry a weight of more than 3.500 kilograms. (for you Americans that might not be able to claculate that is 7,716lb)
Can also mean Hepatitis G Virus
"Dude, check out that massive HGV !"
"Despite the fact my mother being only a little bit overweight, those jokes were already out of fashion when you started making them"
"No need to hurt my feelings man."
by found misspellings? keep 'em! November 27, 2010
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Home Girl's Vagina, meant as a reference to a very bad musty odor similiar to that of a unsanitary girl's vagina.
Hey dude! You smell like (HGV)home girl's vagina!
by deuce714 July 28, 2008
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Earning your HGV licence when you take a big girl home for a game of hide the snake.
Alex took that big girl home and got his HGV licence last night. I hope she didn't eat him after!
by TAH_1986 October 11, 2019
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