Trauma points

An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.

Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points

by S3B5 January 4, 2021

PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.

When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022

Trauma Brag

To brag, highlight, or bring attention to hardship that one has experienced. Examples include highlighting one's experience of poverty, illness, abuse, or adversity

These types of brags get attention for higher status signalers and dismissal for low status ones

There's the head of that bank trauma bragging about his illness in order to get more clout in the newspaper headlines

by Human Peacocking June 10, 2023

intergenerational trauma

An extremely up-your-butt way of saying “parental abuse.”

Last semester, my professor wouldn't stop talking about intergenerational trauma and what a terrible childhood she had because her mom didn’t buy her a car in high school.

by April 25, 2022

intergenerational trauma

An extremely up-your-butt way of saying “parental abuse.”

Last semester my professor wouldn’t stop talking about “intergenerational trauma” because she blamed her mother for all her problems.

by April 25, 2022

trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023

Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011