Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Xxx martini

A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.

James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.

by August 8, 2021

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.

I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.

by RestrictedCandy August 12, 2016

anal martini

A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.

"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.

by Zach on krack August 16, 2023

Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.

He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.

by ErectCabbage July 1, 2021

Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 15, 2019