snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022

Guy 1: I just gave my bitch a bornkl snort
Guy 2: wtf? you are a fucking weirdo.

by Vanessa#6923 October 4, 2017

when someone laughs so hard they start snorting.

Shana laughed so hard at a joke i told her today, she giggle snorted.

by Wayne M. May 17, 2018

When your cocaine hits like the ashes of your friend’s grandfather

by noelmillerfanboi December 19, 2019

To snort loudly during a zoom meeting.
To stifle a laugh which causes one to snort

while zooming.

The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.

The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.

That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.

by googalewski March 8, 2020