normally the ugliest fucking bitch ever. generally lesbian, but the butch kind. NOT the hot kind. All of her friends are in a biker gang and above the age of 50. She likes to creep on pretty girls and rub her finger between her toes while she does it. She's never had a boy/girlfriend and she rarely showers. She's gross.
Ugh I saw Heather with my grandpa today at the Smiling Skull Bar. Awkward...
by HeathersMom October 10, 2011
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weird individual, who is paranoid and has multiple phobias, she cant buy tampons by herself and refuses to be naked in front of her husband..
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short busty brunette who has a phobia of being blonde, and walks like shes got something on her mind, slouches so no one notices her and acts like a BAMF
by Bexxx17 June 12, 2009
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Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN!!!!!!!
Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather.

Guy2: don't you mean satan?

guy 1: whats the difference?
by dr DD August 14, 2009
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Usually a huge whore. Mean hearted girl. Always trying to make others feel bad. All around bad person. Heathers tend to drink too much and have no class.
Heather is a bitch!
by justkiddingnotreally August 15, 2011
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A Heather is a completely helpless troll who lives under the stairs of apartment complexes. They are usually quiet and timid at first, but once you get to know them...they explode and turn into an all out bitch that lets her true colors shine through!
Hey...who ate my pizza?

Probably the Heather under the stairs!
by Warman December 3, 2010
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Crazy. Only cares about herself. Usually screws people over. Thief. Shouldn't be trusted. Loves animals. Runs with a bad crowd. Almost always on drugs.
i hate Heather.
by ProjectToxic May 2, 2016
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An outdated name that was popular in the 1970's and 80's.

The subject of a movie about mean popular girls.

An overused boring name like Ashley, Jennifer, or Tiffany.

Sometimes can be a popular girl, usually sort of funny and gets along well with guys. Might be pretty or have a laid back personality. When gone bad, they are your worst nightmare.

A name for most women over 20.

40 years from now the name Heather will be equivalent to Phyllis, Opal, Or Pearl. It is a future old lady name.

It's also a purple bell shaped flowering shrub.
I would never name my kid Heather. That's such an old lady name.

I know like 30 Heathers, I had three in every class I was in.

Look at the pretty Heather on the fields over there!
by mewing muse February 2, 2010
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