My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 18, 2023

mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.

My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

by Djep September 13, 2007

armpit food

When shirt sleeves are too short they get stuck in your armpits and get wet and crumpled,

That shirt you wore today looks like armpit food or these sleeves are so short they are armpit food

by Auberjunois May 13, 2023

Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017

Siberian armpit

While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.

The last time I was in Red square I did a Siberian armpit.

by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020

armpit dweller

When a girls boob's are big and sloppy and they fall into the armpit when she lays on her back

She was on bottom, I undid her bra and unleashed her armpit dwellers

by loby1konobie August 9, 2017

Wet Armpit

When you're in the shower and you cum in your girls armpit fuck it.

My boyfriend have me a wet armpit the other day. I still have a bruise on my head

by W3tarMmmPit March 7, 2014