jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face

Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz

by RoddyFucker February 15, 2022

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico February 11, 2016

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel

"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 14, 2017

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023