Chode

A man like Matt Vilardebo who is too much of a coward to confront people in person so he makes silly little FB posts to garner sympathy and engagement from his non existent “top fans”
Ugh did you see Matt Vilardebo’s post.. what a Chode
by Fort Mill Mary March 16, 2025
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A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.
"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"
by Dedoid jnr69 April 03, 2017
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A word used to describe Dundee City Council’s Clerk of Works
Paul, the clerk of works, is a chode
by JohnWayneBuilders April 29, 2019
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by Cacamaster September 07, 2020
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A person who is so lame aka a chode Dani Ortega
Did you see who dani went on a date with, he was a chode like her .
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Another word for a game console such as xbox or PlayStation
I broke my chode yesterday because I was playing with it for too long
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1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
by Osama bin Fuckin April 09, 2018
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