dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds

I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch

by Onlyme4you April 1, 2020

Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.

Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!

by Ichirukio September 20, 2010

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Hooch Mooch

Someone who freeloads other people's alcohol.

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."

by Maveryq December 2, 2020

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Pocket Mooch

When someone lacking pockets puts their personal items (Cellphone, Change, etc.) into the pocket of another individual. Could also be called a bag mooch if a purse or other bag-like carrying device is used in place of a pocket.

1. Dude, I have to break-up with my girlfriend. She is such a pocket mooch. My pockets are always weighed down with her stuff.
2. Hey. I forgot my purse at home. Mind if I bag mooch?

by ManaTs4ever September 13, 2009

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