You know you're a ricer when...

Your rims cost more than your car.
Your wing is so big it costs more to ship than the actual wing.
Your car has more neon lights than a strip joint.
Your exhaust is louder than your horn.
You're slamming gears on the freeway and shift in to park.
Ricer boi: "VTEC almost kicked in yo!!!"
Legit boi: "VTEC never kicked in, you never had VTEC."

Wow did that ricer just put his car in park going 100??? That shit was directed by Michael Bae!!
by parfa May 23, 2018
Get the Ricer mug.
Some kids modding the OUTSIDE of their car with big spoilers and body kits, rims spiners, fart cannon...etc
but the INSIDE is completely stock reving their 1.5 engine to make noise and race everyone even old people.
Silly ricers wing are for plane !!!!
by anti ricers June 15, 2009
Get the Ricer mug.
Was a derogatory term once used to compare these so-called Muscle cars to Japanese imports with no more then 6 cyclinders.

Now a term used to describe cars that are modified to look fast, but arn't...
Billy Bob - 'Hey Cletus...what you think this imported shitbox on wheels is running on...what with no more then 6 cyclinders?'

Cletus - 'Probabli on rice...knowing thoes yellow bastards'
by Anjelic_Omen December 2, 2004
Get the Ricer mug.
Any vehicle be it 4,6, or 8 cylinder with excessive amounts of useless objects on their car.
1. Spoiler on a FWD for drag puposes (ok if it is for road racing, contrary to what most believe, because it does help the back end of the car from loosing grip in hard cornering)
2. Stickers such as Powered by... or VTEC when it doesnt have it etc...(Again on a show vehicle stickers are ok because they must in order to keep sponsorship)
3.Mufflers = ricer, no horsepower added just noise
Exhaust = Racer, added horsepower
4. LEsson: Ricer's are not just honda's and acura's so dont trash them it makes people look ignorant when there are dozens of Imports that have been modified correctly and have power upwards of 500hp, and if you truly are a car person you know that thats good for any vehicle

thanks
by the truth December 9, 2003
Get the Ricer mug.
derived from "rice burner", which typically signified any japanese import vehicle.
has since been modified to signify any young male who takes said rice burner and modifies the exterior of the vehicle to include, but not be limited to: loud exhaust (slang: fart can), neon lights mounted under the car, strobe lights in the turn signal housings (but have been known to be mounted in other locations), body styling kits (which replace the original body pieces), large graphics, bumper stickers on the side of the car (typically of products that haven't been installed on the car), loud audio system which includes enough bass to shake bolts loose on the car (and make your eyeballs shake), a 3 or 4 foot universal wing mounted on the trunk lid of a front wheel drive car (used in racing for downforce on rear wheel drive cars).
look at that ricer in that nasty honduh.
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
Get the Ricer mug.
A word which is used to describe a car and/or the drivers mentality. A R.I.C.E. car, Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, is a car that is all show and no go with a driver who seems to think otherwise. You can usually spot a ricer by listening for a loud sound similar to a lawn mower and seeing a car with many colored body panels because they wrecked or a body kit that serves no function except to pu drag on the car. Real body kits help with a cars aerodynamics.

A ricer mentality is just that, the mentality of a driver. Unfountunatly this can occur in drivers of even the best, non-rice automobiles. Usually because they have rich parents who buy them whatever they want, AKA, yuppies. You can usually spot drivers who have this horrible disease by how they act or what they do to their car. Say if they try to race you in a parking lot of your workplace with a Silver VW Hatchback just out of the blue when you are in a rush to get home, then they are ricers in a nice non-rice car. And in this case, too inept to know how to race.
RICE car: Car with a super large wing even though it is FWD, dual exhaust for one cylinder bank(if not stock from factory), oversized chrome rims which drag on the car, bodykit that does nothing but put more drag on the car, stickers for parts not even on the car, that was lowered improperly via heating the coil springs or using shorter springs but not setting the camber right.

Ricer Mentality: Guy/Girls who think their car can beat anything and don't have any idea of its limitations(meaning they don't know how to handle their car but think they do and criticize others who do know what they are doing). Anybody who doesn't even know how to race even on a legal stretch of pavement(search youtube for "sad ricers drag racing fail")
by scottfail November 21, 2010
Get the Ricer mug.
Before the kingdom of Seualo in acient Western Europe 650 AD The slang for Japanese field workers as meaning disrepect to their culture.
The Ricer over there is noting but a slave and a dog.
by Asin Smith June 23, 2003
Get the Ricer mug.