Presidential inaweguration

A new administration's fresh beginning, experienced in a state of awe.

After four years of chaos, division and upheaval, it was happening, and she couldn't quite believe it. With a grateful yet heavy heart she watched the Presidential inaweguration, cautiously hopeful that soon she might again live in the world she so loved.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2021

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.

Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.

by Randi Newton October 12, 2020

presidential trial

A trial in which neither evidence nor witnesses are presented.

Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.

by comofo February 2, 2020

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Going Presidential

A sex act where you build a log cabin and then bone your lover inside the cabin.

Did you hear Dave and Josh were Going Presidential? That's some commitment.

by Sumfields August 11, 2018