The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.
by Captain Poostick January 15, 2004
Variation on the word "pwn", with same meaning. Derived from the Welsh pronuciation of the letter "w" which sounds like double "o", as in "soon".
Also spelt p00n.
Also spelt p00n.
I pooned you.
He is pooning noobs.
I am going to poon you.
I built a poonbot(an awesome robot)
He is the poonerer!
He is pooning noobs.
I am going to poon you.
I built a poonbot(an awesome robot)
He is the poonerer!
by Benny Rothsbotton May 22, 2008
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by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004
1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.
2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.
2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.
1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"
"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"
2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"
"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"
2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"
by cpt bizarro November 8, 2007
Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.
For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.
For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.
by B.S. December 9, 2004
by Stead February 12, 2008