3 definitions by cpt bizarro

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro November 8, 2007

afro sheen

a hair care product to help keeps one's afro looking shiny, healthy, and fashionable. usually applied after showering

"james, what the heck are you spraying on your fro?"
"afro sheen, duh, i gots to represent"

by cpt bizarro November 8, 2007

pickle face

one who has a pickle for a face

Flori, youre such a pickle face.

by cpt bizarro November 8, 2007