The rant one has when he/she discovers that his top of the range expensive item was not covered by insurance when his/her house exploded.
A: Wow, what was that big rant about
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist
by nub64 May 16, 2011
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When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
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Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance
Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
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The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. (407)860-4152
Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.
by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021
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Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants

Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
by Yukihoshi August 14, 2010
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Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
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Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.
by deepintheass June 23, 2023
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