Someone who goes on holiday with just google street view
Oh, I've never actually been to New York, I'm just an armchair tourist
by Geyserburd November 7, 2023
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The process or methodology by which an equity researcher or analyst in Manhattan very superficially (if at all) reviews or covers one or more companies and provides definitive advice to chief investment officers who then act on such advice to invest billions of dollars that then are lost.
Right before the latest economic downturn, the research team had been engaging in touristing to speed up their work so that they could make it in time to happy hour at the Rooftop in the Kimberly.
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Definition: Someone who could care less about someone else's misfortune.
Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?

David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!

Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
by Tokenship December 30, 2021
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"I can't believe that Vicar is a creche tourist!" "Yeah... you know why choir boys have centre partings?"
by markyg October 3, 2003
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A person who travels and relocates to another city to an open air drug market (usually a homeless encampment) for safe and easy access to their drug of choice, often stealing to support the habit.
People who are homeless in Oakland are not typically from here. They are drug tourists.
by Mombastic August 5, 2023
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The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 13, 2015
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Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009
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