3 definitions by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor

underrich

Being too "rich" to receive financial aid for college, and too "poor" to be able to afford it.

I got accepted to Harvard, but because my family is underrich I had to attend community college.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor October 4, 2015

touristing

The process or methodology by which an equity researcher or analyst in Manhattan very superficially (if at all) reviews or covers one or more companies and provides definitive advice to chief investment officers who then act on such advice to invest billions of dollars that then are lost.

Right before the latest economic downturn, the research team had been engaging in touristing to speed up their work so that they could make it in time to happy hour at the Rooftop in the Kimberly.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 4, 2022

impressant

A person or thing, or message, that impresses; specifically: an agent that increases an emotional response, whether based on circumstances or induced by others who under the influence of the same or similar circumstances, that leads to an alternative reality or an instinctive desire to lie to others about who or what you really are; messages sent by a person to others for the purpose of impressing them about themselves, whether the information contained in the messages is true or false, and regardless of the medium used.

I just watched a reality TV show and the behavior of those in the show resulted in impressants bombarding me to the point that I became a habitual liar about who I am.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 22, 2017