Dumbasses that call themselves "athlets". They are usually complete assholes that think the universe revolves around them.Many of the pick on the nerd, but jocks are actually a bunch of cowardly fags. They are very spoiled and usually play football or basketball.Usually, they all hangout(gay)in the lockers and brag about themselves.They date cheerleaderes to make them look strait. They have an average IQ of 25.They also think wearing white hats is "cool". The nerd usually ends up killing a jock or two,because all jocks deserve to get shot in the head or somthing simmilar to that.
by Nino E. December 23, 2006
Australian Jock: Plays AFL football and when not playing football can be seen walking in packs of about 10 handballing a sherrin to each other. Jocks can be identified by thier appearence alone. This can consist of a mop-top littered with bleach-blonde streaks. Stupid bright coloured polo shirts with the collars popped up. Billabong, RipCurl, Mossimo ABnFitch etc. Those faded jeans that have rips and crap sewn all over them when u buy them. Drives around in little rice burner girls car. Hangs around McDonalds talking about how Essendon flogged Carlton in a huge obnixious voice.
Jock: "Aww man did you see Carlton get their arse handed to them against Essendon last night. Man i was like "YEAHHHH EXTREME" u know"
Me: "Like i give a fuck you jock cunt"
Me: "Like i give a fuck you jock cunt"
by Your name here! dude!!!! August 15, 2006
by asdf November 19, 2002
An attractive high-school boy whose an asshole, participates in athletics and usually gets all the chicks.
by star8706 February 2, 2003
a group of douche bags that think its cool to piss off other people . generally kind to teachers and then assholes to everyone else but other like minded jocks. often wear american eagle shirts with popped collars see: douche loved by all teachers but despised by most of the student body
"typical jock behavior"
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say
jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say
jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)
by ormagoden December 10, 2009
by HA. January 22, 2004
Verb. To get completely pissed wasted; constantly wanting to get even more drunk and others around you just as drunk. Often involves excessive amounts of yelling, curse words, and getting kicked out of various establishments.
Guy: "So, what are you doing this summer?"
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
by ContikiContrasts September 6, 2011