java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).
The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.
this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
by gritpoit February 7, 2010
When you get your cream and sugar just right in your coffee, and then the waitress comes by and fills up your cup.
by ezDave February 23, 2019
When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.
by Wonkavision January 28, 2016
by Java#0009 September 18, 2022
The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.
Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.
by canndodd November 26, 2009