Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class

Code word for an orgy.

Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)

by Reborn Abortion April 04, 2017

national geometry dash day

A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.

"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."

by arandomgdfurry October 10, 2022

What is the purpose of Einstein's theory of relativity, Lobachewsky geometry and calculus?

This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at [e-mail]. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.

Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"

by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009

Geometry Dash 2.2

The last definition aged like milk

Geometry Dash 2.2

by Idk ‾\_(ツ)_/¯ December 20, 2023

Geometry Dash

The game that never updates in 7 years is finally updated

idk: yo remember geometry dash?
bro: yeah?

idk: check steam
bro: what? why?
idk: check steam
bro: okay...
bro: wait.. wait wait wait... GEOMETRY DASH IS UPDATED?
idk: yuh uh

by mug_justMug March 22, 2024

geometry dash

geometry dash is just a game where you jump over spikes and dodge other stuff and also you can transform to other things by going into a portal

You: want to play some geometry dash?
Friend: yea sure

by nicku1006 July 31, 2025

Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a series of video games created by Swedish developer Robert Topala (AKA RobTop). The original edition was released on iOS and Android in 2013 and a Steam edition was added in December of that year. In the game, players control the movement of an icon through music-based levels avoiding obstacles suck as spikes that destroy the icon on impact. You also use many vehicles such as the ship, UFO, and wave and you also can shape shift into figures like the ball, the robot, and the spider. There are also gravity switches and you can get turned around too, all of these things happen when you go through portals unique to whatever's happening. There are also many spinoffs to the game including Geometry Dash: Meltdown (featuring 3 levels with songs from artist F-777), Geometry Dash: SubZero (featuring multiple levels with songs from artist MDK), and Geometry Dash: World

The soundtrack to the original edition is as follows: Song/Level Name - Artist (Album)

Practice (practice mode) Stay Inside Me - OcularNebula

Stereo Madness - ForeverBound (Stereo Madness)

Back On Track - DJVI (Back On Track)

Polargeist - Step

Dry Out - DJVI (Dry Out)

Base After Base - DJVI (Base After Base)

Can't Let Go - DJVI (Can't Let Go)

Jumper - Waterflame (Community Favorites)

Time Machine - Waterflame (Adventure)

Cycles - DJVI (Cycles)

xStep - DJVI (xStep)

Clutterfunk- Waterflame (Showdown)

Theory of Everything - dj-Nate (Best of Geometry Dash)

Electroman Adventures - Waterflame (Community Favorites)

Clubstep - dj-Nate (Best of Geometry Dash)

Electrodynamix - dj-Nate (Best of Geometry Dash)

Hexagon Force - Waterflame (Community Favorites)

Blast Processing - Waterflame (Community Favorites)

Theory of Everything 2 - dj-Nate (Best of Geometry Dash)

Geometrical Dominator - Waterflame (Geometrical Dominator)

Deadlocked - F-777 (Smash It Vol. II)

Fingerbang - MDK (Rise)

by bmhorton August 31, 2022