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First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
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Get the What is the purpose of Einstein's theory of relativity, Lobachewsky geometry and calculus? mug.The thirteenth official update to Geometry Dash, a game developed by Swedish developer Robert Topala, also known as RobtopGames or Zhenmuron. The update was released on December 19th, 2023, and was announced when RobTop released a tweet reading "Check Steam" with a gif of Thanos. 2.2 was the first update since the 2.1 update, which released on January 16th, 2017. 2.2 added a plethora of new features. Such as camera controls, shaders, an advanced particle system, 500+ new icons, a revamped physics system, platformer mode (which allows the player to move as they would in a traditional platforming game), a new gamemode, and many more. 2.2 was the highest anticipated update in Geometry Dash history and the game is currently on update 2.206, which released on June 1st, 2024.
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Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT
Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT
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Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
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Get the geometry dash 2.2 mug.A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.
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