Elementalite 

A type of gemstone of what the CEL is made of

Flavoured Pen: "So what are you made of?"
CEL: "Elementalite."
Tropical Leaf: *gasp*
Flavoured Pen: "You were a legend!"
Ocean Coin: "That's a rare gemstone, man!"

Elementalite by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! June 25, 2019

Faria Elementary

The school in Cupertino where only the smartest asians go. 99% Asian, and highest API score in Cali.

Whoaaa you went to Faria Elementary? Damnnn no wonder ur so smart

Faria Elementary by NO LYFE February 9, 2013

Centennial elementary 

A place where the teachers are communists

It’s the Soviet Union in a nutshell

Kids sweat over roblox and they have to share everything

The janitors are nazi
It’s worse than prison

It basically a concentration camp

Centennial elementary Is full of commies

Centennial elementary by Riffer27 September 16, 2019

James G. Blaine Elementary 

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.

White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.

James G. Blaine Elementary by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020

elementary OS 

A really awesome Linux distribution.

Person 1: Linux sucks
Person 2: I use elementary OS
Person 1: Oh

elementary OS by justarandomduck July 6, 2011

eleventeen 

Main Entry: elev·en·teen
Pronunciation: i-'le-v&n-'tEn
Function: noun

1) The real number eleven (11) with the prefix -teen added to coincide with the naming scheme of numbers ending in -teen (13 through 19), used to convey uncertainty & fictitious ambiguity.

2) Used as sarcasim or in a sarcastic responce or insult.

3) Can also be used to describe a preteen.

1) I can't remember when I learned to ride a bike, I must have been about eleventeen or so!?

2) You're so smart, what are you, eleventeen?

3)John likes them youg, you should have seen this eleventeen year old he brought to the party yesterday.

eleventeen by HossMonkey June 18, 2004

sacred heart elementary school 

Basically a concentration camp do not send your kids here unless you want your children to be depressed and suicidal. Better off sending your kid to some ghetto school because the education probably is better since all the teachers are dumb as fuck. The principle is 900 years old and will personally attack ur child most likely. Basically this school is like spending 10 years in hell.

Ew shit this place is like sacred heart elementary school

Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad

sacred heart elementary school by Hopesbrownies68 October 16, 2017