shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

Cougar ranting

When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.

Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.

by Dane Bread November 7, 2017

Rant culture

Is a community of people who complains, judges, accusing, finding faults on people, companies, media, etc., in which it is now their everyday routine, instead of making a difference or fixing it. This often has bias which often leads to toxicity, conflicts, drama, and discrimination.

"Why do I have alot of 'This ___ Is TRASH and Heres Why' videos in my YouTube feed?"

"Because they now a have thing of their own, it's called rant culture."

by Reve12 May 18, 2024

Rant over

1. A saying that everyone except Gen Z says after they talk about the same topic for an extended period of time to address multiple issues, concerns, complaints, and/or viewpoints.

2. What gen z says after they type more than 2 sentences

2. Omg the lineup at Starbucks was so long so I didn’t go today. RANT OVER LOL

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 15, 2023

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009

coxian rant

1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.

2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.

Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.

Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.

by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024

Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.

She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!

by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007