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rest-ur-rant

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by wastemandunnoout May 8, 2021
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/rant

Pronounced "end rant." Reminiscent of various programming-esque chat-specific commands. Used when you've written a long rant and need some mental closure to assure yourself that you have indeed finished your rant, so that you can move on. Also serves as a signal to the reader that 1) the above text was in fact a rant and, therefore, has an underlying message that should be divorced from the passion and emotion that inevitably gave said text a mildly offensive or belligerent tinge; and 2) (especially during a lengthy back-and-forth) you do not intend to respond to any additional replies with a similarly equally long rant, because you've said your piece.

Less emotional versions could include "/end" or "/fin," especially for serving purpose 2).

The spelling "\rant" is erroneous.
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hm...I thought that was all I had to say but here's one last ranting thought

/rant
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piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring
You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.
by Think-tank August 16, 2022
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Rantness

When one gets carried away or out of control
“The catnip has made the cat rantness”
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Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.
I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.
by Fernacular November 9, 2021
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Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
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Cole rant

So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay
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