In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 27, 2010
Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins August 23, 2008
by Monkswell September 30, 2022
Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
by Ditno September 26, 2011
Taking a cannabis edible and a xanax during the high to "contain the edible" and reduce the probable anxiety from the amount of THC in the edible
by dr. obnox January 14, 2022
The 2022 Student Section Leaders of Waukee High school. We may loose the game but our student section was better. The “KEE” in the ZooKEEpers represents the “kee” in Waukee.
The ZooKEEpers went crazy at the football game last night. They had us moshpiting in the student section.
by Waukee fan man September 21, 2022
Putting shit on a girls breast, then fucking them until you cum. Mix together and eat with animal crackers
by Datdirtyzk January 8, 2018