ZooKeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.

Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"

by Zoo Keeper July 11, 2008

Zookeeper

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper

by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010

zookeeper

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

U fuckin' zookeeper!

by calloom May 22, 2006

zookeeper

One who has a sexual encounter with a group of cougars.

Gentleman A: How'd last night go?

Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it

by george atalopolous May 22, 2008

zookeeper

lauren k

lauren k is the zookeeper

by ILoveCheetahs April 23, 2004

zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 2, 2011

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 19, 2016