Someone who is in the act of being a hoe,poser,and a loser.
Bill"look at her tring to be all cool."
Me:"yeah what a hoe-zer."
by brittaney k-fed January 22, 2009
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(noun) (GEE-zer):
Negative usage:
1. old, gay, mentally impiared elderly individual. 2. Someone "getting on in age". 3 physically unable old folk-like.

Postative usage:
4. cool old peep who does kool stuff like burns rubber with their cadillac

5.old homie
Negative:
There goes that old G-zer in his wheelchair again!!! UHHH!!!!!

Positive:
Check out that homie G-Zer burning rubber in his Cadillac
by E-lisabeth May 25, 2005
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I scored an o-zer for 3-hundo
by mosdef June 18, 2003
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Instituted in the Department of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences at the State University of New York at Albany, this term is really a "penalty" given to a student when her/his homework assignment is not turned in. Each zer-ouch contributes a negative 3.0 (-3.0) score to her/his course's homework-based GPA.

(Disclaimer: It is necessary that the course homework contribute majorly to the class GPA, or the Zer-ouch loses its impact.)
"One zer-ouch won't hurt you. It's when you start collecting them that it becomes a problem."
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stealing a food item in the ice box that is unattended, unclaimed, or unwanted
Hey, Where did you get that Italian ice?

It was free, I found it in the Free-zer.
by AEAN McLovin November 2, 2009
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A cocksucker who keeps on sucking your dick after you've reached orgasm.
The cheap whore was a total t-zer. She kept on sucking even after I came in her mouth because she wanted seconds.
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a pronoun of a homosexual/bisexual/transgender or possibly none
aifzer1 (aif/zer)
by Aifzer0 February 18, 2021
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