an unexplainable erection
your sitting at your desk in work and you just pop a boner
by hugh jass September 22, 2003
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An early to mid-morning errection to show that it is time to go back to sleep.
Zebedee-You wake up at 6am, go out and about tired and you find your purple yog spitter is breaking through your boxers.
by Mr Jorj August 3, 2008
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To thumb fuck ones own japs eye wearing a zebedee wig. Once finished one must briskly remove thumb to create a loud pop!
Last night Tom F couldn’t help zebedeeing himself watching Eastenders.
by Stylesandmiles October 27, 2017
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The pronouncation of the abbreviation ZBD, meaning 'Zero Beer Day'. A zebedee is a day on which no beer is consumed.
Yesterday, I've had my first zebedee since a long long time.
by Richel Bilderbeek August 6, 2005
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A boy who makes himself laugh because he has no friends. He is disguised as a unicorn. Did I mention they are always gay.
Guy 1: Have you met Zebedee?
Guy 2: Yea he's a gay unicorn
by billytheplumber November 6, 2019
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