I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.

I fucked your mom by Carter ÙwÚ March 20, 2020

I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¶:your ugly
¡¿:well I fucked your mom¡!

I fucked your mom by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017

I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

I fucked your Mom by Sakura_Omega April 20, 2006

and then I fucked your cousin 

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

and then I fucked your cousin by The Gerb May 18, 2010

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad 

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad by George May 2, 2005

I fucked your mum 

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

I fucked your mum by nuggislife March 18, 2020

I fucked your mother 

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

I fucked your mother by Billybojangles December 5, 2003