York University is a school that is populated with people who do not act their age and who are dumb asses. York is a horrible school and the only reason why people go there is because it is so easy. Here are some guidelines for men if they want to be accepted by the students in that school:
1. Buy a cell phone
2. Buy expensive clothes
3. Look like you are in your 20s
4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want
5. Be clean cut
If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, pussy, bitch, fag, little shit or you will be pointed out, here is an example, "Look at that guy" York should not be called a university it should be called a high school. It should be burned down and someone from U.F.T should piss on the ashes.
1. Buy a cell phone
2. Buy expensive clothes
3. Look like you are in your 20s
4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want
5. Be clean cut
If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, pussy, bitch, fag, little shit or you will be pointed out, here is an example, "Look at that guy" York should not be called a university it should be called a high school. It should be burned down and someone from U.F.T should piss on the ashes.
by steve November 26, 2004
An ultra-liberal post-secondary institution (though it should be called a high school) located north of Toronto. Below are some important characteristics of this shithole:
1. Large numbers of Jewish professors and students, which explains York's strong left-wing views.
2. Close proximity to Jane & Finch, an area of Toronto notoriously known for high crime rates, street gangs, and drug dealers. This explains the countless thefts and sexual assualts that have taken place on campus. Campus security doesn't give a shit.
3. Greedy TAs (08-09 strike)
4. Rich, cocky, and pretentious students who spend more time on their iPhones than their studies.
York university is the dumping ground of high school dropouts and dumbfucks who can't get into other universities.
1. Large numbers of Jewish professors and students, which explains York's strong left-wing views.
2. Close proximity to Jane & Finch, an area of Toronto notoriously known for high crime rates, street gangs, and drug dealers. This explains the countless thefts and sexual assualts that have taken place on campus. Campus security doesn't give a shit.
3. Greedy TAs (08-09 strike)
4. Rich, cocky, and pretentious students who spend more time on their iPhones than their studies.
York university is the dumping ground of high school dropouts and dumbfucks who can't get into other universities.
by dxx February 17, 2010
A place where degenerates go to learn and congregate with other retards like themselves.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
by York Retard May 8, 2013
Person 1: Hey can u have some of your food?
Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.
Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.
by queentaco July 18, 2014
A band of heroic legendary police officers sworn to protect the universities and colleges of the New York's SUNY system.
Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.
Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.
Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.
They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.
They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.
There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.
God bless them. Every one of them.
Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.
Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.
Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.
They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.
They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.
There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.
God bless them. Every one of them.
Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Those New York State University Police cops are pretty fucking hot. I wonder if i can seduce one to have my babies. I wonder if he'll tie me and and let me ride him all night.
The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.
The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.
The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
by Awesome Pirate Warrior October 5, 2010