guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
by frog master IV December 15, 2021
The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
by Samueliscool223 October 17, 2021
dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
by TheRubyObelisk December 2, 2020
a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)
you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”
mom : “hell yeah broski!”
“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”
mom : “hell yeah broski!”
“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”
by sunsetklee November 27, 2021
When you're out of things to say but need to say something so you chant ya-yoinkis, either as a chant or just a stand alone sentence
by Kaiser Pepe :^) June 4, 2021
That yoinky sploinky
by IATCA words March 16, 2021