A bro is an 18 to 24 year old male who wears berkinstock sandals watches family guy plays ultimate frisbee and wears an upsidedown visor or a baseball cap with a pre fraid brim you know a bro. They drink natty ice (natural ice) and wear ralph lauren water polos.
bro 1: yo bro you wanna play ultimate frisbee or frolf today. i got a six of natty ice.
bro 2: alright bro. i just gotta get my visor.
A bro is someone who lives in the Inland Empire, East County, in San Diego, or Riverside, and some live in the OC. They always call each other bro, dude, and say stuff like chill homie. They like to do stupid jackass stunts, and ride dirtbikes, quads or sandrails. Their favorite place to go is Glamis, or The River. They listen to bands like KMK, So Cal Trash, Kingspade, Papa Roach, and anything that is rap or hardcore rock. The wear stuff like VendettaInc, Agent Industries, Skin Industries, SRH, Hostility, Tapout, Famous, Metal Mulisha, So Cal, No Fear, Alpinestars, sagging dickies shorts, pulled up black socks, skate shoes, plug earrings, brogs, and a Flat billed hat. They drive jacked up trucks, in three colors, Red, White, or Blue, or a custom lowered car older car, plastered with SRH, Metal Mulisha or any bro brand stickers on the back. They like to drink Monsters, smoke lots of weed, and live with their parents.more...
They always work in these jobs: a clothing store, construction, fast food, or they are unemployed. The female equivalent of a Bro is a Bro...
AKA Bro. Those "dudes" who chase ass around the quad all day wearing their crooked visors and/or hats with pre-frayed brims, pumas/birkenstocks, polos with the collar popped...on top of another polo...on top of a t-shirt, driving around in a lifted ford explorer with brush guards...in long island, have livestrong bracelets on all 3 of their wrists, think its cool to longboard/play ultimate frisbee, listen to the shins, jack johnson and dave mathews band, play catch with a football even though they suck ass at football but think they're good since they play madden a lot... basically, bottom line...LOW WEIGHT/HIGH REPS
"Hey BRO, lets go listen to some Jack Johnson DUDE!!"
"Alright bro! Gimme like 15 minutes to coat myself in axe body spray and do some bicep curls and maybe grab a red bull or something dude man."
"Yea dude, peace man"
|4.||don't tag me bro!|
similar to asking to not be 'tased, bro', this is said when at a sketchy party and everyones taking pictures that will inevitably end up on the facebook.
omgz get together and hold those bottles high... alright.. but "DON'T TAG ME BRO!"
|5.||Dave matthews Band|
One of the many bands known to many "bros" and is also known to be good music to "bro out", also has good music for a solid "bro rape"....
- Derrick Comedy
Bro: "Dude is gonna be so fun, bro! Come on have some ale"
Dude: "Alright, bro..this is gonna be wicked"
Bro: "Okay, now take off ur pants"
*Bro puts on famous Dave matthews Band song "Ants Marching"*
When two bro's decide to take their broship to the next level. Usually involves them buying an apartment together, or a cottage out on the beach for a summer, while still remaining straight as an arrow.
Bro 1: Bro, we need to talk.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?
Bro 1: I think we should take this broship to the next level. Wanna room with me at this awesome apartment?
Bro 2: You mean... you want a brolationship?
Bro 1: Yeah man.
Bro 2: Alright, bro.
A lax bro is a guy who plays lacrosse and fully embraces the culture. Commonly found in Maryland, many also spend their time outside laxin' going to Catholic schools and boating. Many lax bros populate Annapolis and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, mostly the Easton area. They spend a lot of time in Ocean City catchin' waves or beach laxin'. Lax bros will often get together for a lax sesh, which usually includes the following: some brews, some bowls, babes, Dispatch, O.A.R., hemp anklets, board shorts, lax jerseys, polos, Madras clothing, Rainbow flip flops, and sometimes Lilly Pulitzer. Many lax bros have long hair and join fraternities in college.more...
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.