wtj

what the jip - same as wtf, only better

ryan: i like men
boisclair: what the jip? get away from me gay teen.

by boisclair April 30, 2004

Wtj

'What the jeff!' Reffering to what in the Jeffrey star is going on. Or a take off from 'what the F' for pussys who can't say fuck.

Katie takes the last muffin
Fran : wtj I already licked that one
Or
Mattie (ginger) hits the woah
Ash : wtj your so cringe u ginger minge

by Smellycrotches August 23, 2023

Where's the jizz?

Acronym you send to the guy you fucked last night to find out if he came inside you.

Girl: WTJ?
Guy: On your stomach
Girl: Thank God

by BustyPaul696969 November 8, 2015

"What The Junk." Used by cool people so that profanity isn't. Much more amazing than wtf or wth, which are both boring.

"My mom said I'm ugly."
"That's terrible! Wtj?!"

by isgrate August 20, 2011

WTJ? stands for "What the junk?" A less vulgar way of asking the popular, "What the f*ck?" for non-profane users.

Person A: "I just crashed your car!"

Person B: "WTJ?!"

Person A: "I'm SO sorry!"

by Shikis October 3, 2010

What the Jacob?

It is a tame version of WTF and is in sync with OME.

If Edward gets one, so should Jacob.

Bella: Edward, WTJ! Why can't I go to La Push tonight?

by Scarlet Letter December 21, 2009

An acronym for What The Jack Squat. A means of expressing extreme levels of anger or tightness. Is synonymous for WTFT (What The French Toast).

by gingerbreadman13 February 7, 2019