shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.

"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."

shoulda coulda woulda by bumarse October 17, 2009

shoulda woulda coulda 

having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later; usually used when someone is saying to the person who missed the opportunity.

Tom," man, I should have bought that car!"
Jerry," shoulda woulda coulda, but didn't."

shoulda woulda coulda by skyebrenna January 18, 2012

Shoulda Coulda Woulda

Dismissing a something you could've done, instead of dwelling on it

"If I did _____, I would've gotten it."
"Eh, shoulda coulda woulda"

Shoulda Coulda Woulda by AstroIsOffline April 30, 2022

I Woulda Told It 

Same as : That's what I woulda said, Ain't that the shit, Sho Nuff...

"Ya know... once you go black you never go back."
"Well before you try to fuck Jacob... you should probably get a few under your belt."
"Yeah... I woulda told it!"

I Woulda Told It by Token Black & Token White January 12, 2009

NBA woulda counted it 

Phrase used in sarcasm when a basket ball goes no where near the hoop.

(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.

NBA woulda counted it by runedreamer March 23, 2008

I woulda had to liked to got that 

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

I woulda had to liked to got that by theworldisforked February 12, 2020

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016